dispetrichordia:

This was my favorite new year celebration. 
Blood, fire and love.
2 pt Resurrection with Cere and Richard Effin Ivey

Missing hooks and hookers

dispetrichordia:

This was my favorite new year celebration. 

Blood, fire and love.

2 pt Resurrection with Cere and Richard Effin Ivey

Missing hooks and hookers

gogovegan:

bwandonxvcastillo:

penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 


omfg

gogovegan:

bwandonxvcastillo:

penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

omfg

(Source: humoristics)

Conversations with Gram.

(Sitting in silence at the kitchen table for several minutes after I casually mentioned showering soon)
Gram: well luck for you, we have…
Me: O.o (several minutes go by)
Gram: HOT WATER!
Me: ack!

mabelmoments:

Monty sits in the driver’s seat behind the wheel while training. Rather than chasing cars, dogs in New Zealand are being taught to drive them - steering, pedals and all - in a project aimed at increasing pet adoptions from animal shelters. Animal trainer Mark Vette has spent two months training three cross-breed rescue dogs from the Auckland SPCA to drive a modified Mini as a way of proving that even unwanted canines can be taught to perform complex tasks. Picture: SDraftFCB/AFP/Getty Images
(see video here)


WHAT? Who is driving? Dog is driving? That cannot be…

mabelmoments:

Monty sits in the driver’s seat behind the wheel while training. Rather than chasing cars, dogs in New Zealand are being taught to drive them - steering, pedals and all - in a project aimed at increasing pet adoptions from animal shelters. Animal trainer Mark Vette has spent two months training three cross-breed rescue dogs from the Auckland SPCA to drive a modified Mini as a way of proving that even unwanted canines can be taught to perform complex tasks. Picture: SDraftFCB/AFP/Getty Images

(see video here)

WHAT? Who is driving? Dog is driving? That cannot be…

long live the new flesh: I’ve realized that I have two “levels” of self-esteem: a mostly...

gadgetry:

I’ve realized that I have two “levels” of self-esteem: a mostly permanent core and a fluctuating outer shell.

The core is subject to all my conditioned anxiety, self-doubt, self-loathing, and guilt, so it’s in piss poor shape. But I don’t have to seriously contend with it most days. It usually…

People who don’t live with anxiety will never understand what this is like. I envy them greatly.